1.5
When you plug your mind into the internet, make sure you don't leave the cord out for someone to trip over.
My friend is a technophile to an extreme degree; his house is about as wired as a klepto barista.
1.7
Orchard Stoning: Plums make lousy rocks.
Grandpa's teeth broke on bad oatmeal.
Opposing Linebacker scores. Quarterback congratulates him.
Elizabeth's mom eats paste too. Bonding.
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